WHATS WITH THE MANY THEFTS??
Thefts have been more rampant lately in my
neighbourhood. Are Kayihura’s boys sleeping?? First we had someone sneaking
into our offices, the boss’ office particularly and making off with his laptop
computer. It had very many relevant documents. If he is reading this I will
have him know that I feel so bad that such a thing had to happen to him. Am sure
there are others more deserving of such an act of depravity than him. Then one
of my very close friends, Chris, after helping another friend with some
software installations at the friends place, left, forgetting his phone behind,
and it was taken. The friend whom he had visited had no idea how such a thing
had happened. Chris, if you are reading this, I am also very sad that it
happened to you, I know what that bad boy meant to you. The things you did with
him, they could build a nation. Not the kind of things funny funny kids of this
day use their phones for, like excessive selfies, and unproductive social
media. That guy was like a work companion to you. I hope the data is at least
retrieved. Whoever did this, may lightning strike you down.
I am still mourning the losses incurred by my
boss, and my good friend, and the mourning is interrupted with another peculiar
theft in my neighbourhood. Someone was
robbed before his eyes and he could do nothing about it, so this gentleman
leaves his home for a normal work day as usual, let’s call this chap tony. Tony
is a friendly guy, talks to everyone, greets when he has the chance, and wastes
no opportunity in wishing you a goodnight if he bumped into you in the
night. He works late, and is walking the
hill that leads to his place. He meets a group of three men, ok, one in the
party was about seventeen, but he carried a gas cylinder of 16kgs, so he is a
man. They carried a box like side board, a fan, among other things that their
hands could hold. Tony, being the
charming guy, greets them, off course he could not make out their faces, and
asks, ‘eh, nga mwe mu ssengukka kiiro’ Meaning,
‘as you guys are shifting in the night. These guys simply said, ‘anti emiriimo’ meaning that work had
held them up the whole day and they had to shift in the night.
They move on to their different directions. Tony
reaches home, it’s about nine thirty in the night. He finds his door shut, but
the lock had been tampered with. He did not need the key to access the place.
He opened the door, turns on the light. He clears his eyes, hoping he was
wrong, but it was all before him. An empty house. All that was left was the set
of saucepans in the kitchen, and the bed without a mattress or bedding. He is
in shock, confused, startled. He screams out loud, some of his neighbours come
to his place. It is hard to console a mature man, laughing and crying, or
screaming you know.
Tony had met the thieves that took his things.
He kept saying ‘nabalabye, nbalabye,’ meaning, ‘I saw them, I saw
them’ laughing at the irony himself and yet in evident pain from his loss.
Turns out that the three guys he had met were his assailants. He had greeted
the men that were shifting. All he did not realise was that they were shifting
with his things, not theirs. The fact
that he had even met these guys brewed mixed sentiment in me. I knew not
whether to feel sad or treat this event as humour. So, I laughed at the irony
of the situation, then sympathised.