Welcome
to MUBS pals. This is a place many of you have dreamed of for your lives, and
as you have noticed, the rumour about it being hideously expensive is true. So
true that most of you wish that you were in MUK….dining in Katanga, and wining
in Wandegeya, with desert in Kikonyi. Sorry you are here now.
On
the brighter side though, there is a place in MUBS too that could cover all
your appetite needs without having to injure your pocket so bad……I will tell
you all the details that there are to know about this place.
This
is an article about a place; it examines the demographic, geographic, and moral
implications of this place. There are certain facts that are definitive about
certain places, and they have been like that for quite a while. This place
fails to only defy one odd…which actually is a stereotypical assertion, that of
the men having the ability to consume more food than the women. I will begin
with the fact that this place is owned by a lady who has apparently been to
Mecca, and so she becomes a Hajjat. And from her name was born the Taxonomy or
name of this place. It is now known as Hajjat’s.
As
you have guessed, it indeed is an eating place. And yes, rice too is served in
this place. Well, contrary to the ownership, this place harbours more males
than females, and they are usually the hungry kind, correction, those dedicated
to the calling of food consumption. I am a lean male being, and my rate of food
consumption can arguably be compared to that of a thirteen year old girl,
although I am seven years older, or thereabout.
Now,
what are the facts??
·
The food served can be
too heavy for a man my size to carry……True
·
Water is given as an
after sales and before sales service….True
·
Payment is at the
counter after consumption and discounts are allowed, including eating on credit
for those who are loyal enough………….True
·
It is for a particular
class of students……False. It’s for all, poor, rich, diving, walking……allllllllll…..except
some females…..
·
This place is as hot
as an oven in the seasons of the sun……Arguable… coz the food too emits its heat
on the eater……..
My Experience:
Now my first encounter and intercourse with this place was
on a hot Thursdays afternoon, after a heated academic discussion with few
females who contributed hardly. It was thus kind to say that I was indeed
hungry, and angry. Now, the person that
too me thee…. Name withheld, was one accustomed to the habits of the place and
as I had previously mentioned, I find really bizarre.
Like a weevil, he dug into the food resolutely, and
steadily nibbled his way to a spotless plate.
Me on the other hand, after a couple of fork fulls, I was
too satisfied, and yet food was too much
on my plate, and it mocked me for my inability to finish it…..the same was done
to me by my friend….
The kind of talk that characterises this place ranges from
politics to religion, soccer, etc etc etc
WHAT KEPT ME GOING TO THIS PLACE??
Now this is mathematical, so be keen.
Ordinarily, I would spend 6000 to 7000 on food for a day,
and about 2000 on water to drink, and 500 on PK(dudes, your breath matters.) if
you did the math, you would realise that in a week of 7 days, I would use about
65500shillings just to nourish needs to keep me alive. What do you think would
be left for happening and girls then????? NOTHING!!!!! DAMN!!!
Now with the discovery of Hajjat, look at my new
expenditure…..food a day was 2500, and water was free…PK was constant.. So for
5 days I would spend 15,000shillings!!!Unbelievable…. food was 2500 only coz
all I needed from Hajjat was ONE MEAL FOR TWO TO THREE DAYS, AND I STILL FELT
SATSIFIED!!!!!!! That left me with about 50,000 at my disposal…. I DON’T EXPECT
YOU TO ASK HOW I GET THE MANY GIRLS YET MUBS HAS MONEY ATTRACTING FEMALES.
So when my MUK buddies envy me, I smile, and tell them tales
of how much game I possess. The truth is a little secret that I am not willing
to share.
WELCOME TO MUBS BOYS……YOU CAN CALL ME FOR MORE TIPS. THIS
TIME I WILL GIVE YOU LEGIT ONES………..
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