NO, I WILL NOT!!!!!!

So, I have been scarce for quite a while, and that is absolutely by choice. I have been on the lookout and many, if not, most of the things I wanted to write about were very scary ones even to me. Those better taken to the grave…….

I mean, how I can write about the weird hairstyles that SOME OF THE girls of MUBS have decided to adopt. It seems to me like they are all in a contest for who will be the best worst movie hairstyle holder.  Some have lots of colour on the hair, and a shaggy that does not work well with their pimple spotted faces, and there are those who have extension that make funny the shapes of their heads, let alone hide their already hideous faces.

How can I seriously write to you all about this!!!! I would be very ashamed to tell you that the make up on some of their faces is that that shouts out... ‘I think I have pulled off the best Corpse look’ 

I mean, they become so pale that make up ceases to describe that which they have used. Personally I would recommend the word ‘horrify up’ or make down’ or ‘ruralise’ but even the very rural girls look normal.  I thought the entire essence of making up was to make one look oilier, or add a glow to the countenance, but this ‘generation has gone to the Dogs’

Of course I cannot talk about the dress code. I leave that to the minister for the youth Honourable KIBUULE……

Honestly, I think it would be mean of me to tell you that I have the most hilarious of images born in my mind when I look at what is going on around me, especially when I go to the vicinity of SOME of  the campus students. I will not talk about the lip gloss that makes lips seem like they have been peeled of their top layer, and only wound is exposed. No I will Not!!!!

Now this guy is kinda right

keep the culture girls

On the brighter side though, we also have the conservative. These leave their hair trimmed, to appear like those of 14 year old boys, and avoid the use of ‘chemicals’ on themselves. By chemicals, they mean colognes and deodorants. They emit the natural ‘scent’ ‘Kavubukka’ that works as a substitute for a pesticide. Even flies would not stand this ‘wickedly native eye piercing and nose blocking scent’…. Now that is what I call cultural preservation!!!!

Whatever recommendations you have to any of the categories afore stated, share with me @georgeephraim it’s only applicable for those on twitter. I am in no position to judge them, due to my proper upbringing, so am leaving the dirty work to you…….

Like I said, do not blame me for writing this, but it was not meant for your eye. I had chosen to keep quiet, and this is my idea of thinking!

I think i forgot to say MWAAAAA