Friday 24 January 2014

Here is what experience has taught me; when dealing with any female, human or animal, terrestrial or extra-terrestrial, approach with extreme prejudice.
There is always a pre-set function in them that will expect you to understand what is not said or explicitly insinuated. But you just have to know! It should be a sort of intuitional or magical revelation.
That is just how they are. You don’t treat them ordinary. The tips that usually help loosen your hook could include the following:
·         Massage/ soothe their egos. Here you will need to compliment, respect them. Address them more than appropriately, don’t forget names, and important dates in their lives, like the date she fist had a pedicure with you, the day she first cooked for you, the day she gave you a certain nickname…. Etc. etc. never forget the trivial things on their anatomy that you think they think make them look good.
That is a gateway for you to close whatever deal it is that you aim to achieve depending on the situation. Most importantly, it does not get you out of trouble, but gets you out of mortal trouble.
If you don’t abide by this simple ego rule, you would be treated rudely, talked ill about…. You know what they end up doing……

Well, there is one word that would describe how to deal with them…. Try to act a Gentleman, even if your clan has never had one.

DISCLAIMER: THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO



ALL THAT YOU KNOW. SOME ARE ACTUALLY BATTLE HARDENED......

Wednesday 22 January 2014

The Pearl

The Pearl.....

The sun is generous with its rays,
The wind is kind today
And peace oozes from all angles
The day is infant and gay


Birds wake with melody,
Sweet and soothing
Owls retire, but in agony
Indeed this beauty is something







The green rises and falls
It’s so visible from every vantage
Rivers wind and bend,
Whispering calmly to themselves

Indeed this place is magical
Its beauty and natural appeal uncorrupted
It is the Pearl Of Africa…
We realize the impact…